• Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
  • Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
  • Me with closest friend: What up, foul beast? You smell of butts. I'm going to fuck your mum.

“I was madly in love with him. I still am madly in love with him. All I can say about that relationship is that he’s got a beautiful mind. Beautiful mind, tortured soul. I do have to figure out why I am attracted to these broken birds.”

Katy Perry on John Mayer, VOGUE 2013 (via iheartkatyperry)

tagged as:#OH #katy perry 

“I’m not in a relationship, I’m just on my own—I am myself in my own bed. I have to be happy being alone, and I am happy. I believe that I will be loved again, in the right way. I know I’m worth it.”

Katy Perry, VOGUE 2013 (via iheartkatyperry)

tagged as:#katy perry #;____; 

PACK STREET’S BACK ALRIGHT

notanotherteenwolfpodcast:

halequeens:

/sighs happily. he’s perfect.

*swoon sauce*

yearsofnegligence:

True friendship is when you go in to someone’s house and the wifi connects automatically

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